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Name: Anna
Birthday: 8/4/1986
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Friday, November 13, 2009

I haven't posted anything for so long...

... so there. I've posted something. :p


Friday, August 07, 2009

Pick up line Comebacks for Women

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.


Friday, July 10, 2009

Impressions

I am frustrated in so many ways...and I can pinpoint most of these frustrations from my insecurities.

I know I think that I don't care what others think of me... and most of the time I don't. But of course there are those that I do care what they think of me... like my boss and friends... and it's because I care what they think of me that causes my insecurities. Am I making sense?

It's weird. I noticed that I drive differently depending on who's in the car with me. When I'm with my dad, I feel like I'm a good driver, I'm mellow and confident. But when I'm with other people, I forget things like shoulder checking and it's like I'm learning to drive for the first time all over again. I realized that my fragile confidence shattered in their presence and I don't like that feeling. And how do I fix it? I've turned to immersion therapy. Drive more often with these people so I get used to the feeling or begin to ignore it to the point that I can drive normally.

Am I crazy? I feel like I'm going crazy... but crazy people don't feel crazy... so maybe I'm not???


Saturday, June 13, 2009

Today I went through all my posts on Xanga and I realized that I joined xanga in the beginning of first year. Also, alot of the posts express my frustrations with school and some events with friends. It has documented a lot of my school life (not so much in the last couple months cuz I haven't been posting) but it's cool to see how far I've gone in the past 5 years... from freaking out about exams and my difficulty in choosing courses... to not caring so much about exams and freaking out about what to do after I graduate.

Anyways, life goes on, however rough it may be at times...

Enough nostalgia for one day :p

Imma get me some sunshine!


Thursday, June 11, 2009

Where to go from here?

I'm at a cross roads. Two paths ahead of me - neither are easy nor are they "safe". They may end up as one path later on or maybe one goes off in a completely different direction... I don't know. All I know is that I need to make a decision... and SOON. Should I take that leap into the unknown and live in uncertainty and possibly end up where I always thought I ought to be? Or should I take the longer, more defined path and possibly end up somewhere I never thought I'd be?

I've been thinking about this for a while and I think God is teaching me patience. I've always asked for patience and here it is. I'm thinking of taking the long route (maybe it's scenic?) and perhaps later on I'll have more perspective on what I truly want to do with the rest of my life. No turning back from here... will I regret this decision? Maybe... from time to time... but at least I had the guts to do it. And that's more than I can say with most other decisions I've made in my life.

Here goes nothing....



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